Haneoka Girl's Academy - Courtyard
Maya
... This script should not only please your fans but everyone in the crowd too.
Maya: ... This script should not only please your fans but everyone in the crowd too.
Kaoru
Yes... Truly, it has become quite the fleeting tale.
Kaoru: Yes... Truly, it has become quite the fleeting tale.
Maya
Not to mention, the protagonist is so engaging. I'm really looking forward to seeing you play them.
Maya: Not to mention, the protagonist is so engaging. I'm really looking forward to seeing you play them.
Kaoru
I heartily agree. I shall set all of our little kittens' hearts ablaze with my acting.
Kaoru: I heartily agree. I shall set all of our little kittens' hearts ablaze with my acting.
Kaoru
But there are some points such as the staging and presentation that will require further thought…
Kaoru: But there are some points such as the staging and presentation that will require further thought…
Maya
I agree. They can still use some tweaking…
Maya: I agree. They can still use some tweaking…
???: Meooow.
Maya: ... Meooow?
Maya: ... W-whoa?!
Kaoru
My, what do we have here...?
Kaoru: My, what do we have here...?
Maya
That was a bit of a scare, but it's just a cat... You must be awfully used to people if you can jump onto a stranger's lap like this.
Maya: That was a bit of a scare, but it's just a cat... You must be awfully used to people if you can jump onto a stranger's lap like this.
Kaoru
Judging from how it has curled up, it seems that it quite enjoys the comfort of your lap, Maya. I feel as though I am gazing upon a noblewoman enjoying her afternoon tea.
Kaoru: Judging from how it has curled up, it seems that it quite enjoys the comfort of your lap, Maya. I feel as though I am gazing upon a noblewoman enjoying her afternoon tea.
Kaoru
Oh, my. Are you...?
Kaoru: Oh, my. Are you...?
Maya: ...? What is it?
Kaoru
Just as I suspected... You are the naughty little kitten from the other day. It seems this would be our second chance encounter.
Kaoru: Just as I suspected... You are the naughty little kitten from the other day. It seems this would be our second chance encounter.
Maya
Oh, you recognize this cat?
Maya: Oh, you recognize this cat?
Kaoru
I do. We were fellow participants in a game tag, you could say. As charming as the little kitten looks, we were quite utterly at its mercy.
Kaoru: I do. We were fellow participants in a game tag, you could say. As charming as the little kitten looks, we were quite utterly at its mercy.
Maya
You... played tag together? Wow... Really?
Maya: You... played tag together? Wow... Really?
Kaoru
Indeed we did. Is that not so, little kitten?
Kaoru: Indeed we did. Is that not so, little kitten?
Cat: Meow!
Kaoru: See? It agrees.
Maya
Ahaha. It actually does kind of look like it can understand you, huh?
Maya: Ahaha. It actually does kind of look like it can understand you, huh?
Kaoru
Fufu... Ah, but we have veered off from our main course of discussion.
Kaoru: Fufu... Ah, but we have veered off from our main course of discussion.
Maya
Oh, yeah... Um, this is just a thought, but what about facing the audience during the scene with the final speech?
Maya: Oh, yeah... Um, this is just a thought, but what about facing the audience during the scene with the final speech?
Kaoru
You wish to include the audience in the protagonist's soliloquy?
Kaoru: You wish to include the audience in the protagonist's soliloquy?
Maya
Mm-hmm. I think it'll be a good way to really draw them in, you know?
Maya: Mm-hmm. I think it'll be a good way to really draw them in, you know?
Kaoru
I see... Could there perhaps be some changes made to the lines so that they will more directly address the audience then?
Kaoru: I see... Could there perhaps be some changes made to the lines so that they will more directly address the audience then?
Kaoru
I would like to make it so that all of our little kittens there feel as if the protagonist is speaking to them.
Kaoru: I would like to make it so that all of our little kittens there feel as if the protagonist is speaking to them.
Cat: Meow!
Kaoru
Ah, what is the matter, little kitten? Are you perhaps interested in theater?
Kaoru: Ah, what is the matter, little kitten? Are you perhaps interested in theater?
Maya
Easy there. This script isn't for pawing, kitty. We don't have a part for you in this show.
Maya: Easy there. This script isn't for pawing, kitty. We don't have a part for you in this show.
Cat: Meow~...
Maya
Ahaha, it seems to be sulking.
Maya: Ahaha, it seems to be sulking.
Kaoru
Fufu, indeed... So, Maya. What would you do to please a little kitten?
Kaoru: Fufu, indeed... So, Maya. What would you do to please a little kitten?
Maya
Uh... What about some fish?
Maya: Uh... What about some fish?
Kaoru: ... Pardon?
Maya: Hm? ... Oh.
Kaoru
Yes, I believe this little kitten would quite enjoy such a treat. Is that not so?
Kaoru: Yes, I believe this little kitten would quite enjoy such a treat. Is that not so?
Cat: Meow~!
Maya
Wait, wait, isn't this the part where you're supposed to come up with a witty comeback?!
Maya: Wait, wait, isn't this the part where you're supposed to come up with a witty comeback?!
Kaoru
Oh? And why would I do that? You answered my question, did you not?
Kaoru: Oh? And why would I do that? You answered my question, did you not?
Kaoru
After all, I did say, "What would you do to please a little kitten?"
Kaoru: After all, I did say, "What would you do to please a little kitten?"
Maya
But I misunderstood and thought you were talking about this cat here...
Maya: But I misunderstood and thought you were talking about this cat here...
Kaoru
There is no misunderstanding to be had. Just as I wish to please our little kittens in the crowd, I wish to please the little kitten here.
Kaoru: There is no misunderstanding to be had. Just as I wish to please our little kittens in the crowd, I wish to please the little kitten here.
Maya
... Uh, you are talking about the cat now, right? It feels like you're looking at me, for some reason...
Maya: ... Uh, you are talking about the cat now, right? It feels like you're looking at me, for some reason...
Kaoru
I wonder... Who am I speaking of? If I were to offer you the slightest of clues...
Kaoru: I wonder... Who am I speaking of? If I were to offer you the slightest of clues...
Kaoru
I am speaking of the most adorable of little kittens, sitting by my side.
Kaoru: I am speaking of the most adorable of little kittens, sitting by my side.
Maya
So you are talking about me!
Maya: So you are talking about me!
Kaoru
An impeccable deduction. Now, allow me to rephrase my previous question...
Kaoru: An impeccable deduction. Now, allow me to rephrase my previous question...
Kaoru
What can I do to please you, my little kitten?
Kaoru: What can I do to please you, my little kitten?