I won't fail to catch any romantic scandals
I'll make you disappear!
I swear! If I became the president,
I would decide on exile for women who make a pass at someone's man
I swear! If I became the president,
I would shock electricity through the bodies of jerks who dodge the question with "No, we're just friends,"
Starting from the part most central to them
What a d-d-d-daredevil! What a sensational close-up!
D-d-d-don't cry! I'll do my research exhaustively
You really hate me? I can't do anything about it?
Hey, being a loser is a sickness; bye-bye, bye!
Power! Property! Status and fame!!
You don't have anything, but you wanna judge me?
(1, 2, 3)
If I became the p-p-p-president,
My first order of business would be to have you arrested
Using a wet towel,
I'd make you spit out the whole truth (Tha-tha-tha-)
That woman, who is she? (Oh no!)
She sure does suck, isn't that right? (Oops!)
I won't fail to catch any romantic scandals
I'll make you disappear!
S'il vous plaît, plaît, president!
I swear! If I became the president,
I would make it so those jerks who say,
"It's just a work relationship?" could never work again
I swear! (Look, you get the premise.)
I would pour resin into the mouths of men who say,
"No, it's those girls who're so pushy" and freeze it!
I'm s-s-s-sticking like glue to you
You're almost acting pretentiously like Don Juan - how scandalous
"It's at r-r-r-retail price" is exactly the kinda scoop you'd get from a good-for-nothing
Is there no love? That's not the reason
It's not my fault, that's right, right, right
You're shallow! You're careless! And shamelessly so!!
I think it's unlikely that you've got nothing, right?
(1, 2, 3)
Even if I became the p-p-p-president,
You probably wouldn't change
Dispassionately playing the fool,
We'd non-committally exchange messages, I guess (I-I-I-)
Is this a date? Good evening (Eep!)
You sure are serious, isn't that right? (Lookit!)
Your enthusiasm is inattentive
I really wanna disappear even this slight fever
(1, 2, 3)
Even if I became the p-p-p-president,
I'm not joking, I'd have you arrested
Using a wet towel,
I'd make you spit out the whole truth (Whe-whe-whe-)
Where are you right now, you prick? (Oh?)
I've sniffed you out, your lie's come undone (I'm—!)
Take care on the streets at night, because I'd rather give you a gunshot than a goodbye
S'il vous plaît, plaît, president!
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